Infappable

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An individual of such repulsive phenotype no other member of its (or any other) species would want sex with it. So confronting in ugliness it can ruin an otherwise pleasant mating season by turning everyone off sex.
Orgasm can be delayed by recalling from memory such an image.

"So Sir Attenborough - who'd you pounce:- Lucy the Australopithecus fossil or Marjorie Taylor Greene?"
"Cnut of a choice, Man! Lucy, I suppose, at least she's a fit, recognizable Hominin - that MTG is of doubtful successive evolutionary origin, back bred in generations of incestuous, isolated limited genetic pools, a genetically inferior throwback to more primitive ancestors, but unlike them and the "apemen" that preceded them, she is totally infappable."

Infappable by Gabbro January 16, 2025

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unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

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Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.

Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!

Affectionately Incapable by 86937163470 January 21, 2009

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incapable

Not capable (of doing something); unable

Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function

Sean seemed incapable of understanding how she felt.

(Say incapable of doing something)

incapable by CCLo Ve January 25, 2016

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Incapable

Not being capable, unable to do something correctly

Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid

Incapable by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018

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incapable

when you can’t

guy 1: i’m incapable of doing anything

incapable by avaaaaaaaaaa May 22, 2019

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Incapable

Being toatally helpless to be taught the understanding. ; trying so hard yet trampled so easily. Wondering why tests are necessary. Need things to be uncoincidental.

Im incapable of knowing why i suffer when im just like everyone else

Incapable by Goodlucktoall July 23, 2019

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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