Infappable

An individual of such repulsive phenotype no other member of its (or any other) species would want sex with it. So confronting in ugliness it can ruin an otherwise pleasant mating season by turning everyone off sex.
Orgasm can be delayed by recalling from memory such an image.
"So Sir Attenborough - who'd you pounce:- Lucy the Australopithecus fossil or Marjorie Taylor Greene?"
"Cnut of a choice, Man! Lucy, I suppose, at least she's a fit, recognizable Hominin - that MTG is of doubtful successive evolutionary origin, back bred in generations of incestuous, isolated limited genetic pools, a genetically inferior throwback to more primitive ancestors, but unlike them and the "apemen" that preceded them, she is totally infappable."
by Gabbro January 17, 2025
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