Infappable

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An individual of such repulsive phenotype no other member of its (or any other) species would want sex with it. So confronting in ugliness it can ruin an otherwise pleasant mating season by turning everyone off sex.
Orgasm can be delayed by recalling from memory such an image.

"So Sir Attenborough - who'd you pounce:- Lucy the Australopithecus fossil or Marjorie Taylor Greene?"
"Cnut of a choice, Man! Lucy, I suppose, at least she's a fit, recognizable Hominin - that MTG is of doubtful successive evolutionary origin, back bred in generations of incestuous, isolated limited genetic pools, a genetically inferior throwback to more primitive ancestors, but unlike them and the "apemen" that preceded them, she is totally infappable."

Infappable by Gabbro January 16, 2025

Words you can keep

unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.

Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!

Affectionately Incapable by 86937163470 January 21, 2009

incapable

Not capable (of doing something); unable

Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function

Sean seemed incapable of understanding how she felt.

(Say incapable of doing something)

incapable by CCLo Ve January 25, 2016

Incapable

Not being capable, unable to do something correctly

Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid

Incapable by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018

incapable

when you can’t

guy 1: i’m incapable of doing anything

incapable by avaaaaaaaaaa May 22, 2019

Incapable

Being toatally helpless to be taught the understanding. ; trying so hard yet trampled so easily. Wondering why tests are necessary. Need things to be uncoincidental.

Im incapable of knowing why i suffer when im just like everyone else

Incapable by Goodlucktoall July 23, 2019

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026