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Infappable

An individual of such repulsive phenotype no other member of its (or any other) species would want sex with it. So confronting in ugliness it can ruin an otherwise pleasant mating season by turning everyone off sex.
Orgasm can be delayed by recalling from memory such an image.
"So Sir Attenborough - who'd you pounce:- Lucy the Australopithecus fossil or Marjorie Taylor Greene?"
"Cnut of a choice, Man! Lucy, I suppose, at least she's a fit, recognizable Hominin - that MTG is of doubtful successive evolutionary origin, back bred in generations of incestuous, isolated limited genetic pools, a genetically inferior throwback to more primitive ancestors, but unlike them and the "apemen" that preceded them, she is totally infappable."
Infappable by Gabbro January 16, 2025
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unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.
Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.
unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.
Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!
Not capable (of doing something); unable

Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
Sean seemed incapable of understanding how she felt.

(Say incapable of doing something)
incapable by CCLo Ve January 25, 2016
Not being capable, unable to do something correctly
Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid
Incapable by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018
when you can’t
guy 1: i’m incapable of doing anything
incapable by avaaaaaaaaaa May 22, 2019
Being toatally helpless to be taught the understanding. ; trying so hard yet trampled so easily. Wondering why tests are necessary. Need things to be uncoincidental.
Im incapable of knowing why i suffer when im just like everyone else
Incapable by Goodlucktoall July 23, 2019