infaluable 

Anything that is both infallible and invaluable, especially something that is of great value because it is, or is perceived to be, infallible.

Science is infaluable!

infaluable by Schwenkler November 25, 2022

inflatable love sheep 

This is the rural version of the human inflatable love doll for beastiality perverts!

Billy Bob done got his inflatable love sheep by UPS, he's gonna party tonight!

inflatable love sheep by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

Patriot Inflatables 

Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.

I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!

Patriot Inflatables by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

Inflatable 

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look like they’re about to pop.

“Girl have you seen Acacia lately?”
“OMG she’s turned into a full on inflatable! Would defo take an insta pic on her in a pool!”

Inflatable by Inflateus April 1, 2019

pull the inflatable slide

"pulling the inflatable slide" is the new (and slightly less violent) going postal

omg, did you hear about Rodney? He hates his job so much. He's about to pull the inflatable slide.

pull the inflatable slide by steven_slater August 10, 2010

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

holy inflatable shark, Batman! 

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.

Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

holy inflatable shark, Batman! by Lady Chevalier June 25, 2005