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Incredickble

When you have such an incredible big dick that all girls die for it! Dick must be about 10 inches or larger to be an incredickble.
ie1.
Girl 1: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night
Girl2: Really, how was it?
Girl 1: mmm it was amazing and he's got such a huge dick
Girl2: OMG i'm jealous of you! I love big dick
Girl 1: mmm me too, he's got an incredickble!!
Girl2: an incredick what? ohhh i get you lololol

ie2.
Boy: Baby i',m gonna fuck you
Girl: mmm i wanna suck your dick
Boy: Dick? you're gonna suck my incredickble, look at this (dick's out)
Girl: OMG!!! It's so big, that's incredickble!!... nom nom nom
Incredickble by COLOMBIANJOKER777 August 25, 2016

ibbledick 

Something or someone that tends to drive you crazy. From ibbel, crazy, borrowed into Dutch from Yiddish. Original spelling ibbeldich.
that ibbledick alter kukker
ibbledick by mrdobolino November 5, 2007

Inclusickness

An illness marked by people who pretend to be offended for others being left out.
Wow I’d she actually using that inclusickness excuse again?
Inclusickness by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021

incredicool 

So absolutely, brilliantly wonderful that you have to make up a concatenation of two perfectly acceptable words to describe it.

Often preceded by "like".
OMFG the concert was, like... incredicool.

Maaaate, that's just, like, incredicool.
incredicool by Flynn_Mac May 16, 2006

Incrediculous 

So incredible or amazing, that it's insane, or ridiculous.
Person #1: Did you see that kite someone made to Stormwind?? That was incrediculous!

Person #2: Kind of undiculous if you ask me...
Incrediculous by Devadander90 July 4, 2008
When your penis is too cold to jerk.
"last night i went swimming in cold weather, and i got a pretty bad case of icedick"
Icedick by downy September 24, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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