icedickle

The state of having an exceptionally cold penis; usually accompanied by extreme pain. Icedickle commonly afflicts distance runners who are overly optimistic about the weather.

John was unprepared for the cold, windy race conditions, which resulted in a raging case of icedickle.

by J.B. Tyler July 1, 2008

ice dickle

a phenomenon in colder climates where a man pees outdoors in the winter time and it is so cold that the urine freezes as it leaves the penis, up into the urethra, making an icicle out of his dick.

Jerry took a leak on that tree last January and got an ice dickle.

by joeboticus January 4, 2010

Icedick

When your penis is too cold to jerk.

"last night i went swimming in cold weather, and i got a pretty bad case of icedick"

by downy September 24, 2003

Iceicle

When you have frozen your penis in the freezer prior to getting a blowjob, the giver will recieve a "iceicle".

-Hey baby, what's the plan for tonight?
-Ima give you an iceicle ;)
-Yum!

by Lil yachty did 9/11 May 2, 2019

iceticles

Incredibly cold testicles.

"I'm tired of my girlfriend complaining about my chilly iceticles every time we make love."

by lemonlimeskull June 8, 2009

Ice-Dickle

When your out drinking in the woods in the winter and you go off on a walk with that special boy/girl. You start to kiss and steadily continue on with your sexual activity until he/she touches your penis and it shrivels making it an "ice-dickle"

- Tommy: Dude i went on a walk with Karina last night and she totally gave me an Ice-Dickle!

- Ian Dunphy: No way dude! I got three Ice-Dickle's from Marissa last night!

by ShizzMcdizzle October 24, 2011

Pussy Iceicle

When a woman goes pantiless, in the snow, with a skirt on, and see's Ryan Renolds shirtless, and starts dripping, causing bher pussy juice to freeze, and become pussy iceicles.

"oh, no, Ryan Renolds, I'm about to pussy iceicle"

by SlimDickStalone November 23, 2019