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Inchman takes so long, since he's small. He runs faster and faster to get closer to murder you.
Dylan: Have you heard of Inchman?
Pablo: Yeah, he murdered me.
Dylan: I thought you were alive?
Pablo: Dylan, I've been dead for 5 years.
Dylan: Oh.
*stock laugh track*
Inchman by comet aljkdsfdgjlhjsdjh December 6, 2019
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12 inch man hammer 

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.
Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.
12 inch man hammer by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011
Stupid fucking idiots that don't know how to spell "enchant" and also spell coords as "quords" even though English is LITEARLLY their first language.
dumb sheit: hey can you tell me the quords tot eh villagers i need to inchant armor
ceo of cock: actually stfu you have dyslexic btich
inchant by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022
a slang word for someone of alpha status, often all the female presence is attracted to itchman, he also would have a group of males trying to be as cool as he
how come itchman has got all the girls
itchman by itchman August 23, 2019

inchantis 

A Male Musician/Songwriter Magically Touched By God Himself
His Name Must Be Inchantis Because His Music Is Out of This World
inchantis by Papi Da Vincii March 28, 2023

Incemansial 

A person who does not too, won't to make a kid,because of how many problems is in the universe.
...incemansial pronounced: (in-ca-man-zee-ull)

inchanibles

A cliche used by sports media to describe aspects of a player's game or personality which cannot be tracked by statistics.

This usually refers to leadership qualities or enthusiasm for the game. It will most likely lead a sports team to chanpionships.

While it's true that he puts up stats, he just doesn't have any intangibles.
JAMES STEAL YOUR MEAL NEAL plays with loads of inchanibles.

Jimmy Chan leads HBD to multiple chanpionships by panicking.
inchanibles by Chanev June 13, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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