itchman

a slang word for someone of alpha status, often all the female presence is attracted to itchman, he also would have a group of males trying to be as cool as he

how come itchman has got all the girls

by itchman August 23, 2019

Inchman

Inchman takes so long, since he's small. He runs faster and faster to get closer to murder you.

Dylan: Have you heard of Inchman?
Pablo: Yeah, he murdered me.
Dylan: I thought you were alive?
Pablo: Dylan, I've been dead for 5 years.
Dylan: Oh.
*stock laugh track*

by comet aljkdsfdgjlhjsdjh December 6, 2019