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Stupid fucking idiots that don't know how to spell "enchant" and also spell coords as "quords" even though English is LITEARLLY their first language.
dumb sheit: hey can you tell me the quords tot eh villagers i need to inchant armor
ceo of cock: actually stfu you have dyslexic btich
inchant by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022
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Chess Incantation 

The act of chanting, singing, recitation you make in the course of a chess game (usually in fun blitz chess and Bullet Chess Formats) just to motivate oneself to win.
John enjoys chess incantation when playing blitz chess.

Don't distract me with your chess incantation.

Chess Incantation spurs me to win more online chess games.

incantation 

another word for a chant that is used when performing a spell or ritual of some kind
this spell needs an incantation to complete it.
incantation by white_wicca May 13, 2005

inchantis 

A Male Musician/Songwriter Magically Touched By God Himself
His Name Must Be Inchantis Because His Music Is Out of This World
inchantis by Papi Da Vincii March 28, 2023

incantatem 

Part of an Harry Potter spell, incantatem is also known as being the most awesome board-based RPG on the history. It's well-known that events on this board = canon. Period.
Oh, f*ck homework, let's just go to incantatem.
incantatem by mielde December 29, 2009

incantdescent 

The first type of light bulb that Thomas Edison came up with, i.e., the hundreds of experiments that failed. Although Edison didn't consider these unsuccessful attempts "failures"... when someone asked him why he kept trying to invent a light bulb when he had failed so many times, Edison calmly replied, "I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
It is indeed interesting to see Thomas Edison's finished light bulb, but I would be curious to see what some of his incantdescent-bulb creations looked like, as well.
incantdescent by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Incantacipated

the inability to speak correctly, or formulate a sentence due to weak-mindedness, or being dim-witted.
Shelby was incantacipated while trying to describe how the word retarded no longer means what people think it means.
Incantacipated by cndee13 April 9, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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