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A situation when one cannot translate a word or concept from one language to another.
Jessica, who is Armenian, is unable to translate the word "unable" directly into her native tongue, thus resulting in a frustrating incapache.
Incapache by JeJe Kenna May 12, 2011
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Incapacitating dump 

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.
His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

Incapaciretarded 

ad•jec•tive

The state of being at which one is no longer able to comprehend or explain their surroundings. This happens when someonody is too stoned or high to function, usuallly after hitting a nice water pipe.
Ever since Eric bought his new illadelph he’s been incapaciretarded every time we see him!
Incapaciretarded by Kolakc17 August 27, 2018

giggle incapacitation 

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.
Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"
giggle incapacitation by caskaziom January 11, 2011

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.
Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!
Not capable (of doing something); unable

Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
Sean seemed incapable of understanding how she felt.

(Say incapable of doing something)
incapable by CCLo Ve January 25, 2016
Not being capable, unable to do something correctly
Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid
Incapable by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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