In-company
In-company by Arminkshipper March 29, 2025
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in company
in company by Arminkshipper March 29, 2025
dipping your pen in company ink
dipping your pen in company ink by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
don't dip your pen in the company ink
A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.
Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
don't dip your pen in the company ink by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010
In good company
Proclaiming that whomever it is you are referring to (even yourself) is surrounded by the same type of people.
You know about that guy that got convicted of his crime? He is in good company now, and for a long time.
You are so weird!
Oh yeah? I'm in good company!
You are so weird!
Oh yeah? I'm in good company!
In good company by in good company August 11, 2009
dip your pen in the company ink
I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.
dip your pen in the company ink by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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