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knots in my pocket 

The possesion; or holding of a single gram of cocaine.

A very small amount of cocaine, wrapped up in a tight knot.
I got to get rid of these knots in my pocket

dick in a knot 

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".
John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

Balls In A Knot 

When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.
Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"
Balls In A Knot by ManOfCars June 14, 2009

Twat in a Knot 

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.
The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!
Twat in a Knot by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

panties in a knot 

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.
Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!
panties in a knot by Octopod November 7, 2003

Don't get your thong in a knot 

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.
Sit down don't get your thong in a knot
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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