Definitions by ManOfCars

failQ 

The opposite of IQ, but where you fail at being smart, or say something way below your intelligence level.

Joe: "So how did the IQ test go?"
Fred: "More like failQ test...my IQ is 59."
Joe: "Congrats, you're my dumbest friend!"

failQ by ManOfCars December 23, 2009

TBLAOOCD 

An acronym which stands for: "Taco Bell Loving And Obsessing Over Compulsive Disorder"

Nurse: "What the diagnosis doctor?"
Doctor: "He seams to have a rare condition called TBLAOOCD"
Nurse: "What's that short for doctor?"
Doctor: "Taco Bell Loving And Obsessing Over Compulsive Disorder, nurse."
Nurse: "Oh my! Well get him to the E.R. stat!"

TBLAOOCD by ManOfCars July 8, 2009

Fuck Me Proper 

1. To get fucked until you have become proper or have learned your lesson. Usually said after one has done something really bad.

2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"

Joe: "Should I put it here?"
Jamie: "Fuck me proper!"

Fuck Me Proper by ManOfCars June 22, 2009

Bull Sperm 

Usually referred to as Monster Energy Drinks. Bull sperm makes you crazy and wild like Latin bull.

Rico:"Dude...what are you drinking?"
Jessy:"A monster...ahh...I just spilled spilled some up my nose!"
Rico:"Haha...now you have bull sperm in your nose!"

Bull Sperm by ManOfCars June 18, 2009

Taco Bell Apocalypse

The taco bell apocalypse will come when Taco Bell goes out of business...lets hope that will never happen! People will die and mexico will be raided for tacos! The the price of tacos, meat, beef, cheese, beans, and everything else included on the taco bell menu with in short supply and the prices will sky rocket for them! Also the world will have to rely on KFC for its supply of sporks!

Phillipe:"Did you hear Taco Bell is going out of business and the government didn't give them a bail out?"
Roderigo: "What the fuck is the government thinking! Don't they know if Taco Bell goes out of business there will be a taco bell apocalypse!?"
Phillipe: "Yah there setting themselves up for a big one aren't they?"

Taco Bell Apocalypse by ManOfCars June 18, 2009

Bluntaversary 

The one year, one month, and so on, anniversary of the first time you smoked a blunt. A true day to remember. And what do you do to celebrate? Roll another blunt!

Tex: "Dude, guess what today is!?"
Marko: "What?"
Tex: "It's my bluntaversary!"
Marko: "What are you gonna do to celebrate?"
Tex: "Roll another blunt! Wanna join me in celebrating?"
Marko: "Sure dude!"

Bluntaversary by ManOfCars June 15, 2009

*()* 

Used while texting to promote an action. Usually contains a verb or action word. Used without the "()" parentheses.

Sam: "My dog just died."
Mark: "Ah, Sam, I feel so bad for you. He was your best friend. *sniffle*"
Sam: "I'm gonna go cry over his grave now. *cry*"

Note: parentheses are not not used;
-Wrong: *()*
-Right: **

*()* by ManOfCars June 14, 2009