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In chains 

Being held up with time
I got things to do, I can't be in chains
In chains by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Kyle In Chains 

Kyle In Chains, short K.I.C., is an M-rated Kyman (Kyle x Cartman, a popular fanon South Park ship) fanfiction that was written and published on FanFiction.Net by author DanniDinmont in 2008. It has 29 chapters containing 185k+ Words.
In this fanfic, protagonist Kyle Broflovski is a masochist, who is attracted to his frienemy Eric Cartman.

It is one of the most known fanfictions in the South Park fandom because of its absurd, partly disturbing and kinky plot, e.g. Cartman pretending to shove a goldfish up Kyles ass.

The opinions on Kyle In Chains are controversial.
A huge part of the fandom claims it to be child pornography, because the canon characters are about 10 years old. The aged up characters are about 16 years old, so the fanfiction sexualizes minors either way.

Another big part of the fandom semi-ironically stans Kyle in Chains, due to its popularity and the fact the fanfiction is actually written pretty good.

Some people just dislike the fanfiction because it is a Kyman fanfiction. These people most likely ship Style (Stan x Kyle).

South Park fans who have read K.I.C. often use the first sentence of the fanfiction “Change is a funny thing.” to refer to it.
After I pulled an all-nighter reading Kyle In Chains, I went to my local church to confess my sins.
Kyle In Chains by koreandaaa February 2, 2021

Alice in Chains

1. See heroin.

2. A BDSM sexual fantasy.
1. 'Used to be curious/now the shit's sustenance.'Alice in Chains, 'Hate To Feel'.

2. 'If I knew any hot girls called Alice, I'd so do that.'
Alice in Chains by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

alice in chains

Best of their genre. Hands down.
alice in chains by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains was an excellent hard rock band that came out of Seattle in the early 1990's. Although thought of as a grunge band due to local acts such as Nirvana and Soundgarden breaking into the mainstream around the same time of their second album release, their only musical tie to the genre was their dark and depressing subject matter.

In addition to the dark subject matter, their music also featured gritty vocals courtesy of frontman Layne Staley, amazing guitar riffs by virtuoso Jerry Cantrell, and slick drum work by Sean Kinney. Their bassist, Mike Inez, however was horrible beyond words.

Past albums include "Jar of Flies", their magnum opus "Dirt", and the self-titled "Alice in Chains".

The band unfortunately broke up due to internal strife and the unfortunate death of Layne Staley in April of 2002. The world would've been a much better place had there been at least one more AiC record to listen to...

A compilation album is available for anyone wishing to get acquainted with this influential band.
Alice in Chains is hands down one of the best rock bands to ever exist.
Alice in Chains by Ninja Disaster September 19, 2004

Alice In Chains

THE most amazing band to have ever existed, full stop. You can have your Beatles, and Rolling Stones, and Led Zep, and Nirvana, al the bands that normally come up when the question 'dude, who is the greatest band ever?' comes up, but Alice kick all their asses. RIP Layne, Rock on forever.
"Dude, why do Alice In Chains rock so fucking much?"
Alice In Chains by Fitz May 31, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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