Improe 

A bitch who is also a hoe

That improe over there is trying to flirt with your man!

Improe by fettuccine October 30, 2014

Improversation 

When you start a sentence and don't even know where it's going. You just find it along the way, an improv conversation. Improversation.

Sometimes I start talking and I don't know where it's going and I just find it along the way, an improversation.

Improversation by uvogin December 16, 2021

impropaganda 

impropaganda — A portmanteau using the words improper + propaganda.

Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.

Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.

Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)

Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.

As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.

MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.

Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.

May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.

Fox News is one of the major sources of Trumpian impropaganda.

impropaganda by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 27, 2023

Infinite Improbability Drive 

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."

Infinite Improbability Drive by Kantankerous November 7, 2008

improvagasm 

1. To ad-lib climactically.
2. An eruption of "off-the-cuff" actions and/or statements.

I improvagasmed all over the place to get out of taking that calculus test.
or
The comedians dropped a whole heaping ton of improvagasm on the audience and it was met with great success.

improvagasm by Rman1 March 1, 2012

color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.

Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

color me impressed by ClassicClock May 25, 2015

impressified 

The combination of the word "Impressed" and "Terrified"

Trevor: Did you hear about Ders with one match only, managed to burn down an entire Church while he was naked and tripping on acid during an afternoon service yesterday. Evan: "Fuck really? Wow man, i'm impressified!"

impressified by nqm January 15, 2017