Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

Impossible mission by Adub408 July 13, 2023

mission impossible 

Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.

He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.

mission impossible by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Mission Impossible 

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

Mission Impossible by Itschrian January 26, 2018

mission impossible 

when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"

Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?

Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.

mission impossible by Cloud April 28, 2004

mission impossible 

awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.

did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.

mission impossible by Pete (fucking awesome) June 4, 2004

the mission impossible 

When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.

Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?

the mission impossible by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014

Mission Impossible 

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

Mission Impossible by slicksal December 13, 2006