by Cloud July 23, 2003
by Cloud November 17, 2004
The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 15, 2004
A word used online by total fags who can't seem to spell "ok" correctly. People who say "kk" also say words like:
dat
den
der
dis
dey
lolz
dat
den
der
dis
dey
lolz
by Cloud November 11, 2004
People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.
by Cloud July 20, 2004
The Trocadero in London is a massive Entertainment centre, with arcades, bowling, cinema etc. It is completely populated by rude boy filth.
90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...
Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!
90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...
Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!
I walked into the Trocadero with a shotgun and came out dragging 5 rude boys by their shirts.
I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.
I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.
by Cloud October 31, 2004
The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.
Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
by Cloud November 20, 2004