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by Cloud October 19, 2004
Get the bloyngmug. Possibly the lamest, but funniest progamme in the United Kingdom. The Cast Include:
Ms Hoolie: She is always on Acid and has psychotic eyes
Edie Mcredie: Dances like a fucktard and runs the lamest bus company in the world.
PC Plum: Freestyles Regularly
Archie The Inventor: Invents lame things from washing up bottles and yoghurt pots. Also hangs with 5 year olds. Owns a Pink Castle and wheres a pink jumper. *cough, fag*
Josie Jump: Just in it to fill in places where the creators can't think of anything.
Spencer: Breaks and enters into all their houses, to steal goods, and sneakily ask them for advice on things like, "what colour should I paint my house?" *steals wallet*
Pocket and Sweet: One is disabled, the other is about 70 years old. Own a shop, yet give everything in it away for free, which totally defeats the point of a "shop"
Balamory is really fucked up in a cool way.
Ms Hoolie: She is always on Acid and has psychotic eyes
Edie Mcredie: Dances like a fucktard and runs the lamest bus company in the world.
PC Plum: Freestyles Regularly
Archie The Inventor: Invents lame things from washing up bottles and yoghurt pots. Also hangs with 5 year olds. Owns a Pink Castle and wheres a pink jumper. *cough, fag*
Josie Jump: Just in it to fill in places where the creators can't think of anything.
Spencer: Breaks and enters into all their houses, to steal goods, and sneakily ask them for advice on things like, "what colour should I paint my house?" *steals wallet*
Pocket and Sweet: One is disabled, the other is about 70 years old. Own a shop, yet give everything in it away for free, which totally defeats the point of a "shop"
Balamory is really fucked up in a cool way.
Ms Hoolie: HAHAAHA HI KIDS!! TOODAAYYY WERE GOOOONA BE TAKIN AMPHETAMINES!!
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE BUS!!!!!!!!!
Ms Hoolie: OMG WTF!??! ITS TEH EDIE MCREEDIE!!!!!!!!!! AHAH SO EDIE!!!!! WHAT YOU BIN UP TAH WITH TAH WEE UNS?!?
Edie Mcredie: AHAHA WELL MS HOOLIE!!!!! TODAY I DROVE THE BUS OFF THE CLIFF FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!!! AHAHA I R TEH PSYCHOXXOZ!!!!!!! *knifes MS Hoolie in face*
PC Plum: AH EDIE!!!!!!! WHATS THE STORY IN BALAMORY!?!?
Edie Mcredie: WELL PLUMMY!!!!!!! TODAY I R TEH MURDERISING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
Pc Plum: AH THATS NIC.........*dies*
Edie mcredie: AHA ARCHIE!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!
Archie: WELL EDIE!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE MADE A DEATH RAY FROM WATCHING BLUE PETER!!!!!!! ITS COOL!!!!!!! WANNA SEE IT!!!!?!?
Edie Mcredie: AHAH SURE ARCHIE!!!!!
Archie: AHAH WELL YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE.......
Edie Mcredie: AHAH LET ME TRY ARCHIE!!!!!!! *laserises archie into oblivion* HAR TEH HAR!!!
Archie: AHHHAHA HELLO SPENCER!!! HANG ON, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE!??!! AHAHA OMG WTF!?! YOU WANT ME, ARCHIE INVENTOR, TO PLAY WITH A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!? HAHAA OK SURE!!! HEY SPENCER, WHY IS MY WALLET IN YOUR HAND MAN!! "...er... i dunno *runs off*" AHAAH OK BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN!!! *goes to nursery school*
Ms Hoolie: AHAHAHA I R TEH MS HOOLIE AGAIN!!!!!!! *shoots up* *takes knife out of face* AAHHAHAHA LOOK KIDS!! TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, EXCEPT I CATCH U ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 SECONDS AND LOCK YOU IN MY CUPBOARD FOR 10 WEEKS!!
Josie: AHAHAHA HELLO EDIE!!
Edie Mcredie: OH HELLO JOSIE!!
Josie: HOW ARE YOU EDIE!!?
Edie Mcredie: WELL TODAY I JUST JOINED THE KKK!!!
Josie: AAHAHA THATS NICE!!!!! SO WHY ARE YOU TIEING ME TO THIS BURNING CROSS?!
Edie Mcredie: WELL JOSIE!!!!! ITS COS YOUR TEH NIGXXORZ!!!!!!!
Josie: OH OK THEN!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!! *burns alive*
Spencer: AHHAAH OK SO POCKET AND SWEET WHAT CAN I BUY FROM YOUR SHOP THEN!?!?
Pocket and Sweet: Well you can...
Spencer: *raids shop* OK THATS IT U SLUTS!!! I R TEH SPENCAR!! AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!! *holds bazooka to pocket and sweets heads* AAAHAHAH ANYONE MOVES AND...*blows up pocket and sweet* *dashes to edie mcredie getaway* AHAHAA QUICK EDIE!!! LETS DASH!!!
Edie Mcredie: AHHA WAIT!!!!! WE CAN MOUNT THE LASER ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR!!!! AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!
Spencer: AHHAA OK THEN!!! *mounts onto wheelchair*
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH OK YOU CAN PUSH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SLAVE RACE!!!!!!!
Spencer: AHHAHAAHHAH OK THEN!!!!! *puches wheelchair into river* AHAHA I R TEH SPENCAR!!! *raids ms hoolies house*
Edie Mcredie: OK THATS IT NIGGER!!!!!!! NOW I R TEH WET!!!!! *laserates Spencer*
Spencer: *dies*
PC Plum: HAHA HELLO I RTEH PC PLUM!! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!!?! *punches edie in face*
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH WELL PLUMMY, I THINK YOU SUCK!!
PC Plum: AHAHAHA!!! REALLY!!?!
Edie Mcredie: no.....
PC Plum: *smashes Balamory on edie mcredies head*
Edie Mcredie: WELL THAT WASNT NICE!!!!
*drives bus over plum 987246587437685876438765387645 times*
PC Plum: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A LIL TALK, I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU DO ONE OF THEM LIL DANCES YOU DO!! DANCE DAMNIT!! DANCE!!
Edie Mcredie: YEAH!?! WELL THIS NUKE THAT I GOT AT ARCHIES DONT AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!
PC Plum: ARCHIE EH!??! *shhots archie in face*
Edie Mcredie: YEAH!!!!! CAREFUL!!! ITS MADE OF STICKY TAPE AND A WASHING UP LIQUID BOTTLE!!!!!
And that is the basic layout of the program.
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Edie Mcredie: AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE BUS!!!!!!!!!
Ms Hoolie: OMG WTF!??! ITS TEH EDIE MCREEDIE!!!!!!!!!! AHAH SO EDIE!!!!! WHAT YOU BIN UP TAH WITH TAH WEE UNS?!?
Edie Mcredie: AHAHA WELL MS HOOLIE!!!!! TODAY I DROVE THE BUS OFF THE CLIFF FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!!! AHAHA I R TEH PSYCHOXXOZ!!!!!!! *knifes MS Hoolie in face*
PC Plum: AH EDIE!!!!!!! WHATS THE STORY IN BALAMORY!?!?
Edie Mcredie: WELL PLUMMY!!!!!!! TODAY I R TEH MURDERISING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
Pc Plum: AH THATS NIC.........*dies*
Edie mcredie: AHA ARCHIE!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!
Archie: WELL EDIE!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE MADE A DEATH RAY FROM WATCHING BLUE PETER!!!!!!! ITS COOL!!!!!!! WANNA SEE IT!!!!?!?
Edie Mcredie: AHAH SURE ARCHIE!!!!!
Archie: AHAH WELL YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE.......
Edie Mcredie: AHAH LET ME TRY ARCHIE!!!!!!! *laserises archie into oblivion* HAR TEH HAR!!!
Archie: AHHHAHA HELLO SPENCER!!! HANG ON, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE!??!! AHAHA OMG WTF!?! YOU WANT ME, ARCHIE INVENTOR, TO PLAY WITH A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!? HAHAA OK SURE!!! HEY SPENCER, WHY IS MY WALLET IN YOUR HAND MAN!! "...er... i dunno *runs off*" AHAAH OK BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN!!! *goes to nursery school*
Ms Hoolie: AHAHAHA I R TEH MS HOOLIE AGAIN!!!!!!! *shoots up* *takes knife out of face* AAHHAHAHA LOOK KIDS!! TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, EXCEPT I CATCH U ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 SECONDS AND LOCK YOU IN MY CUPBOARD FOR 10 WEEKS!!
Josie: AHAHAHA HELLO EDIE!!
Edie Mcredie: OH HELLO JOSIE!!
Josie: HOW ARE YOU EDIE!!?
Edie Mcredie: WELL TODAY I JUST JOINED THE KKK!!!
Josie: AAHAHA THATS NICE!!!!! SO WHY ARE YOU TIEING ME TO THIS BURNING CROSS?!
Edie Mcredie: WELL JOSIE!!!!! ITS COS YOUR TEH NIGXXORZ!!!!!!!
Josie: OH OK THEN!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!! *burns alive*
Spencer: AHHAAH OK SO POCKET AND SWEET WHAT CAN I BUY FROM YOUR SHOP THEN!?!?
Pocket and Sweet: Well you can...
Spencer: *raids shop* OK THATS IT U SLUTS!!! I R TEH SPENCAR!! AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!! *holds bazooka to pocket and sweets heads* AAAHAHAH ANYONE MOVES AND...*blows up pocket and sweet* *dashes to edie mcredie getaway* AHAHAA QUICK EDIE!!! LETS DASH!!!
Edie Mcredie: AHHA WAIT!!!!! WE CAN MOUNT THE LASER ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR!!!! AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!
Spencer: AHHAA OK THEN!!! *mounts onto wheelchair*
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH OK YOU CAN PUSH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SLAVE RACE!!!!!!!
Spencer: AHHAHAAHHAH OK THEN!!!!! *puches wheelchair into river* AHAHA I R TEH SPENCAR!!! *raids ms hoolies house*
Edie Mcredie: OK THATS IT NIGGER!!!!!!! NOW I R TEH WET!!!!! *laserates Spencer*
Spencer: *dies*
PC Plum: HAHA HELLO I RTEH PC PLUM!! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!!?! *punches edie in face*
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH WELL PLUMMY, I THINK YOU SUCK!!
PC Plum: AHAHAHA!!! REALLY!!?!
Edie Mcredie: no.....
PC Plum: *smashes Balamory on edie mcredies head*
Edie Mcredie: WELL THAT WASNT NICE!!!!
*drives bus over plum 987246587437685876438765387645 times*
PC Plum: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A LIL TALK, I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU DO ONE OF THEM LIL DANCES YOU DO!! DANCE DAMNIT!! DANCE!!
Edie Mcredie: YEAH!?! WELL THIS NUKE THAT I GOT AT ARCHIES DONT AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!
PC Plum: ARCHIE EH!??! *shhots archie in face*
Edie Mcredie: YEAH!!!!! CAREFUL!!! ITS MADE OF STICKY TAPE AND A WASHING UP LIQUID BOTTLE!!!!!
And that is the basic layout of the program.
Copyright Jon and George
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by Cloud April 19, 2004
Get the balamorymug. Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.
Words which also fall into this are:
Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Words which also fall into this are:
Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx
by Cloud July 3, 2004
Get the watmug. In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
I love UK.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
I love UK.
by Cloud November 15, 2004
Get the thought showermug. The great unknown, undoubtedly aliens living out there, and its scarey just to think how huge it is, the universe is bigger than:
689758768907698659856957
856585986798709476096987
999999999999999999999999
888888888854687444584749
875985769836439586985654
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
947494784649839598575858
847598469469568595589579
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858 suns, big eh?
689758768907698659856957
856585986798709476096987
999999999999999999999999
888888888854687444584749
875985769836439586985654
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
947494784649839598575858
847598469469568595589579
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858 suns, big eh?
The Universe is big.
by Cloud July 20, 2004
Get the universemug. What 99% of the world obtain their music and programs. In 5 years CD's, tapes and records etc will all be eliminated.
by Cloud November 22, 2004
Get the Downloadmug. The greatest piano player in the universe. Can/Could play the piano faster than you could say the word piano.
Also he has awesome songs, Moonlight Sonata and Beethoven 9th. His songs often get remixed, which are pretty awesome too.
Also he has awesome songs, Moonlight Sonata and Beethoven 9th. His songs often get remixed, which are pretty awesome too.
Person 1: LLZOZL!!! IM AS GOOD AS BEETHOVEN AHAHAH!!
Person 2: Er, no you are not...
Beethoven: LOL, IM BEETHOVEN AND I SAY I WIN, *plays piano at 600 MPH* sorry what?
Person 2: Er, no you are not...
Beethoven: LOL, IM BEETHOVEN AND I SAY I WIN, *plays piano at 600 MPH* sorry what?
by Cloud December 13, 2004
Get the beethovenmug.