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a mark on fabric (typically bedsheets) from a woman's lower orifice after sex, from the vulva clearing itself of semen
by ilikeeatingbrains February 6, 2026
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Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl
by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024
Get the blocked shot on gorl mug.A mixed drink made of champagne, a citrus fruit juice and a hint of dick cheese. Traditionally served inside the tip of an overgrown foreskin.
We were all out of orange juice and champagne, so I had to prepare the phimosas with one part Tang and two parts vinegar. Dangerously cheesy!
by ilikeeatingbrains April 8, 2021
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I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017
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Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?
by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014
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by ilikeeatingbrains November 3, 2013
Get the reddit mug.Han Solo cut open a Luke warm Taunton to save a certain Jedi from hypothermia. Good thing he didn't get cold feet.
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