When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.
Grandma were gonna do some gardening
by MsMiraya February 13, 2018
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When a person spends a lot of time making sure they have a back up relationship so if their current relationship fails, they have another to fall back on. Which is accomplished by being extremely friendly/borderline flirting. Also know as "Planting Seeds".
This concept was derived from the saying that love blossoms into a flower.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob's relationship?
Person 2: Yea I heard he's going through a rough patch.
Person 3: It's okay cause he was gardening all over the place, he'll find another girl easy.
by BGzAK May 8, 2012
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Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.
Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!
by gardening September 17, 2017
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Gardening has multiple meanings.
Gardening some type of fruit or vegetable doesn't sound too bad right now. When you get the bad weeds etc. Whoever is doing a shitty job of it.These people are fake, taking credit for shit that's not there's, wrong answer almost every time, "switched" personalities, "voices" are counteracting, "empath" , a lot of snitches (bad), not thinking before they do things etc. What does my dad, Jeff Croskey have to do with anything? I'd ask but him and my mom just lie, so. I'd listen to me over any of these other people. If they say not to listen or talk to me, don't listen to them. Think you people would have a mind of your own instead of being brainwashed. They are ignorant, brainwashed, benefitting off of lies to you. The "voices" in head, people can hear your thoughts. These people aren't in any way crazy and DON'T that don't need rehab. *FOR WHAT BETTER BE THE LAST TIME , 2 PEOPLE NEED TO TALK TO ME IN PERSON NOW* (E.L. and K.K.) I was trying to cover stuff up so no one knew. Think you'd be a little smarter, way this is going where people hear people's thoughts, people are going to end up knowing anything and everything with how much of it wrong. Kuhiwa "Jessica Erwin) called the Honea Path Police Departmen on me, lied to them and she works for them. Kuhiwa means lowest of the low. She's the opposite of me in almost everyway.
by #1Fan(sarcastic) July 14, 2019
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A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022
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A band made of a duo; Fletcher and Wyatt Shesrs , driven by the genre Vada Vada. Unique in its semi-eclectic and unique sound.
Guy: Just listened to The Garden - the beats are so narly! is it expiremental, rock,electronic, alternative?

Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix!

Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way!

Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? !
by 10.1.9_Castro September 30, 2017
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