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Man, I was perfectly set up last night and was about to go home with a chick, but I pulled an Impastato and ended up back home rubbing one out by myself...

Impastato by MaryPalm&her5sisters September 5, 2011

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impasta

italian among us player

green:he is impasta
italian:mama mia foiled again

impasta by taxfrauder2000 April 29, 2021

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Impastato • dio impestato • im-pasta-bowl • impasta • imapotatoyay • Impactation • Impactationization • Impalator • impaltation • Impantago

impastable

pasta that is difficult to eat.

Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.

impastable by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011

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impasta

A piece of pasta found with other pasta noodles that do not share its type.
Formed from "imposter" and "pasta."

"That's not macaroni - impasta!

impasta by Daveman October 24, 2005

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impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

impastafarian by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

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Impasta

An among us term meaning either a fake imposter or an italian imposter. A mix between Imposter and pasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!!!
Imposter: IM ITALIAN!!!
Crew mate: Then you are an impasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!

Crew mate 2: SOMEONE SAW ME SCAN!!!
Crew mate 3: That's true I saw them scan.
Crew mate: Well then, Crew mate 2 is an impasta.

Impasta by anonymous October 12, 2020

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dio impestato

dio impestato is a common italian expression, that associates god to pestis illness.
it literally means "god is ill of pestis"

"dio impestato, quel beco mi ha ciavato la bici"
"non segarti sotto il tavolo, dio impestato!!"

dio impestato by Altish August 21, 2019

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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