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Impastato 

the inability to close the deal
Man, I was perfectly set up last night and was about to go home with a chick, but I pulled an Impastato and ended up back home rubbing one out by myself...
Impastato by MaryPalm&her5sisters September 5, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
green:he is impasta
italian:mama mia foiled again
impasta by taxfrauder2000 April 29, 2021

impastable 

pasta that is difficult to eat.
Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.
impastable by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011
A piece of pasta found with other pasta noodles that do not share its type.
Formed from "imposter" and "pasta."
"That's not macaroni - impasta!
impasta by Daveman October 24, 2005

impastafarian 

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.
That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.
impastafarian by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006
An among us term meaning either a fake imposter or an italian imposter. A mix between Imposter and pasta.
Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!!!
Imposter: IM ITALIAN!!!
Crew mate: Then you are an impasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!

Crew mate 2: SOMEONE SAW ME SCAN!!!
Crew mate 3: That's true I saw them scan.
Crew mate: Well then, Crew mate 2 is an impasta.
Impasta by anonymous October 12, 2020

dio impestato 

dio impestato is a common italian expression, that associates god to pestis illness.
it literally means "god is ill of pestis"
"dio impestato, quel beco mi ha ciavato la bici"
"non segarti sotto il tavolo, dio impestato!!"
dio impestato by Altish August 21, 2019
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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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