Impastato

the inability to close the deal

Man, I was perfectly set up last night and was about to go home with a chick, but I pulled an Impastato and ended up back home rubbing one out by myself...

by MaryPalm&her5sisters September 5, 2011

impasta

italian among us player

green:he is impasta
italian:mama mia foiled again

by taxfrauder2000 April 29, 2021

impastable

pasta that is difficult to eat.

Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.

by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011

impasta

A piece of pasta found with other pasta noodles that do not share its type.
Formed from "imposter" and "pasta."

"That's not macaroni - impasta!

by Daveman October 24, 2005

impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

Impasta

An among us term meaning either a fake imposter or an italian imposter. A mix between Imposter and pasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!!!
Imposter: IM ITALIAN!!!
Crew mate: Then you are an impasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!

Crew mate 2: SOMEONE SAW ME SCAN!!!
Crew mate 3: That's true I saw them scan.
Crew mate: Well then, Crew mate 2 is an impasta.

by anonymous October 12, 2020

dio impestato

dio impestato is a common italian expression, that associates god to pestis illness.
it literally means "god is ill of pestis"

"dio impestato, quel beco mi ha ciavato la bici"
"non segarti sotto il tavolo, dio impestato!!"

by Altish August 21, 2019