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impoopments 

your peenis impoopments
i got a gun no girls girls gotta die you anbd yo peenis impoopments. RYDEWR AND GRENDELL
impoopments by nofreaks May 23, 2018

impoopment 

the opposite of improvement
John and Kate were working on a project. John made a change to the project that Kate didn't like. Kate then said to John: "Man, what an impoopment!"
funny joke
impoopment by pxs1919 August 3, 2012
The word that you accidentally search instead of impossible.
Whoops, looks like I typed impoo once again...
Impoo by Ivana & Ivan May 28, 2018

impooplad! 

he did not turn the table the table turned him!

the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys

THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
Jim: look its impooplad!
Tom: oh no...
impooplad! by impooplad March 18, 2023

Impoolite 

Adjective referring to somebody who texts or messages friends whilst defecating
"Man, T-dog keeps sending me texts from the toilet. She's so impoolite!"
Impoolite by EdFlanders August 20, 2013

impoopster 

when shid is the sus abong us
poop vented into the toilet along with pee
he must be the impoopster
impoopster by anonymous May 5, 2022
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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