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total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

impoopments 

your peenis impoopments
i got a gun no girls girls gotta die you anbd yo peenis impoopments. RYDEWR AND GRENDELL
impoopments by nofreaks May 23, 2018

unwarranted self-importance 

A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.

Sometimes abbreviated as USI.
Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!

Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.

incani imports 

the largest company ever.
there are strippers and hoes everyday.

important one syndrome 

Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.

Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a video game.

Gamer: *playing ravenfield trying to win for his dumbass a.i team* why my team are so afraid of the fucking enemy team? They should capture that base so it increases the chances of winning!

Moments later when the enemy a.i team successfully stops the player constantly from completing the task that his dumbass a.i team couldn't do.

Gamer: *sees the defeat on his screen, realizing that his a.i team didn't help him win* FUCK! Fuck you asshole team! Why do I have to be the important one huh!? Do I have to do shit that they can't do!? I died for them multiple times only to lose the game! IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME!!!

immootote 

A word used to describe a situation or person that is particularly idiotic.

Especially regarding something fuckwitted or easily avoidable.
“Oh my god, Jeremy just chugged an entire carton of milk. He’s such an immootote.”

“This party is immootote, everyone is just trying to grope each other.”

“I just got in the shower with my jewellery still on. I’m such an immootote.”
immootote by Peri the Platypus March 14, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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