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Impoo

The word that you accidentally search instead of impossible.
Whoops, looks like I typed impoo once again...
by Ivana & Ivan May 28, 2018
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total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.
by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011
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impoopments

your peenis impoopments
i got a gun no girls girls gotta die you anbd yo peenis impoopments. RYDEWR AND GRENDELL
by nofreaks May 23, 2018
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unwarranted self-importance

A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.

Sometimes abbreviated as USI.
Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!

Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.
by IrishBarbarian January 23, 2011
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incani imports

the largest company ever.
there are strippers and hoes everyday.
by potato sniffer 3000 October 15, 2019
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important one syndrome

Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.

Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a video game.

Gamer: *playing ravenfield trying to win for his dumbass a.i team* why my team are so afraid of the fucking enemy team? They should capture that base so it increases the chances of winning!

Moments later when the enemy a.i team successfully stops the player constantly from completing the task that his dumbass a.i team couldn't do.

Gamer: *sees the defeat on his screen, realizing that his a.i team didn't help him win* FUCK! Fuck you asshole team! Why do I have to be the important one huh!? Do I have to do shit that they can't do!? I died for them multiple times only to lose the game! IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME!!!
by RavenTrooper January 28, 2021
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immootote

A word used to describe a situation or person that is particularly idiotic.

Especially regarding something fuckwitted or easily avoidable.
Oh my god, Jeremy just chugged an entire carton of milk. He’s such an immootote.”

“This party is immootote, everyone is just trying to grope each other.”

“I just got in the shower with my jewellery still on. I’m such an immootote.”
by Peri the Platypus March 14, 2018
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