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(n.) A person who will forgive anything a first time, tolerate it a second time but never a third time
Kris' friends call his girlfriend a hoe. He forgives them the first time and tells them about it, tolerates it the second time and warns them about it, kicks all if their asses the third time.

Kris is an ilunga
Ilunga by AnjalinaRose March 3, 2019
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ILUNA Ilunga Ilun Ilung
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ILUNA by 2434ENFan July 23, 2022
Girl 1: OMG, Look at that Ilung over there!
Girl 2: Hey, thats my bf!
Ilung by xtreme000000001 July 18, 2011
1) Herita Ilunga, a football player for West Ham United.

2) Ilunga, a euphemism or code word for boobs.

For both uses, it is important to focus on pronunciation: I-LUUN-gaaaaaaaa
"Ilunga is a cracking player!" - about the footballer

"It's gone out to the wing to that fella...what's his name, Dilunga ain't it?" - Paul Merson trying (and failing) to pronounce Ilunga's name correctly


"I tell you what, that girl has a great pair of Ilunga's!" - using the code word in public

"Guess what, Boa Morte? Apparently after we left last night old Ilunga got to have a go on that girl's Ilunga's! You know, the one in the bar?" - West Ham United players discussing their team mate and using the code word
Ilunga by Jankulovski March 23, 2009
Iluna is the best girl you will ever meet, together with her perfect personality and most attractive looks, she pulls all eyes to her.
“Iluna is so beautiful she’s a perfect match for David”
Iluna by iQuantiz November 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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