(n.) A person who will forgive anything a first time, tolerate it a second time but never a third time
Kris' friends call his girlfriend a hoe. He forgives them the first time and tells them about it, tolerates it the second time and warns them about it, kicks all if their asses the third time.
Kris is an ilunga
Kris is an ilunga
by AnjalinaRose March 3, 2019
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2) Ilunga, a euphemism or code word for boobs.
For both uses, it is important to focus on pronunciation: I-LUUN-gaaaaaaaa
"Ilunga is a cracking player!" - about the footballer
"It's gone out to the wing to that fella...what's his name, Dilunga ain't it?" - Paul Merson trying (and failing) to pronounce Ilunga's name correctly
"I tell you what, that girl has a great pair of Ilunga's!" - using the code word in public
"Guess what, Boa Morte? Apparently after we left last night old Ilunga got to have a go on that girl's Ilunga's! You know, the one in the bar?" - West Ham United players discussing their team mate and using the code word
"It's gone out to the wing to that fella...what's his name, Dilunga ain't it?" - Paul Merson trying (and failing) to pronounce Ilunga's name correctly
"I tell you what, that girl has a great pair of Ilunga's!" - using the code word in public
"Guess what, Boa Morte? Apparently after we left last night old Ilunga got to have a go on that girl's Ilunga's! You know, the one in the bar?" - West Ham United players discussing their team mate and using the code word
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