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(n.) A person who will forgive anything a first time, tolerate it a second time but never a third time
Kris' friends call his girlfriend a hoe. He forgives them the first time and tells them about it, tolerates it the second time and warns them about it, kicks all if their asses the third time.

Kris is an ilunga
Ilunga by AnjalinaRose March 3, 2019
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1) Herita Ilunga, a football player for West Ham United.

2) Ilunga, a euphemism or code word for boobs.

For both uses, it is important to focus on pronunciation: I-LUUN-gaaaaaaaa
"Ilunga is a cracking player!" - about the footballer

"It's gone out to the wing to that fella...what's his name, Dilunga ain't it?" - Paul Merson trying (and failing) to pronounce Ilunga's name correctly


"I tell you what, that girl has a great pair of Ilunga's!" - using the code word in public

"Guess what, Boa Morte? Apparently after we left last night old Ilunga got to have a go on that girl's Ilunga's! You know, the one in the bar?" - West Ham United players discussing their team mate and using the code word
Ilunga by Jankulovski March 23, 2009
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ILUNA by 2434ENFan July 23, 2022
A korean boy with no penis.
Girl 1: OMG, Look at that Ilung over there!
Girl 2: Hey, thats my bf!
Ilung by xtreme000000001 July 18, 2011
ildngas literally means, "I literally do not give a shit"
VSCO girl: look at my sksksk hydroflask
Everyone else on Earth: ildngas
ildngas by I make acronyms September 20, 2019
Iluna is the best girl you will ever meet, together with her perfect personality and most attractive looks, she pulls all eyes to her.
“Iluna is so beautiful she’s a perfect match for David”
Iluna by iQuantiz November 27, 2022
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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