Illitertard

A person that doesn't read everything and/or doesn't read at all just to avoid reading

That guy is an illitertard.

by Leo Hart November 20, 2009

illiterated texting

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.

This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.

ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson

I used the example for illiterated texting in the definition

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

illiteratary

Being illiterate somewhat of the time.

God damnit Jalrule, stop being such an illiteratary fuck boi.

by StenchySocks January 2, 2017

illiteretarded

This is just a cross combination of the word illiterate and retarded.

(To the kid in class who reads but fails and looks stupid at the same time)
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?

by Ninjun April 15, 2008

Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

illibertarian

A person who publicly claims to be a libertarian, but deep down is politically reactionary and militantly conservative.
(portmanteau of "illiberal" + "libertarian")

"Alex Jones is a populist contrarian who despises state power unless it is wielded by his allies. That is fundamentally illibertarian." - Twitter user @sparky9042, 2017

by kumararepublic February 21, 2018

Illiterary Reference

When you quote with confidence from a work of literature but get it horribly wrong.

I said to my wife, you know like in Moby Dick, “I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.” To which she responded, that’s from Little Women. Nice illiterary reference.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022