Illitertard
That guy is an illitertard.
Illitertard by Leo Hart November 20, 2009
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illiterated texting
When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
illiterated texting by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
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illiteratary
illiteratary by StenchySocks January 2, 2017
illiteretarded
(To the kid in class who reads but fails and looks stupid at the same time)
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?
illiteretarded by Ninjun April 15, 2008
Illiterated definition
A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.
(Normal definition of rain)
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
Illiterated definition by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
illibertarian
A person who publicly claims to be a libertarian, but deep down is politically reactionary and militantly conservative.
(portmanteau of "illiberal" + "libertarian")
(portmanteau of "illiberal" + "libertarian")
"Alex Jones is a populist contrarian who despises state power unless it is wielded by his allies. That is fundamentally illibertarian." - Twitter user @sparky9042, 2017
illibertarian by kumararepublic February 21, 2018
Illiterary Reference
I said to my wife, you know like in Moby Dick, “I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.” To which she responded, that’s from Little Women. Nice illiterary reference.
Illiterary Reference by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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