illiteratary

Being illiterate somewhat of the time.

God damnit Jalrule, stop being such an illiteratary fuck boi.

by StenchySocks January 2, 2017

Illiterature

Bad writing.

1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary illiterature.

2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.

3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.

illiterate sass writer's crap literary masturbation

by MaxFolger June 11, 2010

illiterature

The re-publication of a literary work in non-written form.

All book-on-tape and movie based on book would be considered Illiterature.

by funke_75 June 13, 2009

illiterature

Any literature that is bad.

illiteraturist is a person who has bad taste in literature; or is suffering from liking bad literature

illiteraturism is liking bad literature

The book he was reading was a work of illiterature.

by fingerdazzlersr-us July 15, 2009

illiteretarded

This is just a cross combination of the word illiterate and retarded.

(To the kid in class who reads but fails and looks stupid at the same time)
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?

by Ninjun April 15, 2008

ILLITERATABLE

sometimes illiterate just isn't enough to descibe the record-low IQ of one of your fellow friends. Illiteratable was developed for this reason and adds a little extra kick to the overly-used blan illiterate.

BAM!!! You aren't illiterate, you are ILLITERATABLE!...congratulations DUMBASS!!!

by Patrick V. September 6, 2008

illiterature

The stupid bullshit women read in their spare time; everything from trashy, soft-core (and slightly rapey) "romantic" novels, to Cosmo and self-help books. May include vampires, serene landscapes with big, sweaty farmhands, and coupons for Ben & Jerry's.

Girl: Is 50 Shades of Grey fiction or non-fiction?
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.

Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!

by Ned "Kingsley" Zissou September 26, 2012