illiteratary
illiteratary by StenchySocks January 2, 2017
Words you can keep
Illiterature
1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary illiterature.
2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.
3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.
illiterate sass writer's crap literary masturbation
2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.
3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.
illiterate sass writer's crap literary masturbation
Illiterature by MaxFolger June 11, 2010
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illiterature
illiterature by funke_75 June 13, 2009
illiterature
Any literature that is bad.
illiteraturist is a person who has bad taste in literature; or is suffering from liking bad literature
illiteraturism is liking bad literature
illiteraturist is a person who has bad taste in literature; or is suffering from liking bad literature
illiteraturism is liking bad literature
illiterature by fingerdazzlersr-us July 15, 2009
illiteretarded
(To the kid in class who reads but fails and looks stupid at the same time)
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?
illiteretarded by Ninjun April 15, 2008
ILLITERATABLE
sometimes illiterate just isn't enough to descibe the record-low IQ of one of your fellow friends. Illiteratable was developed for this reason and adds a little extra kick to the overly-used blan illiterate.
ILLITERATABLE by Patrick V. September 6, 2008
illiterature
The stupid bullshit women read in their spare time; everything from trashy, soft-core (and slightly rapey) "romantic" novels, to Cosmo and self-help books. May include vampires, serene landscapes with big, sweaty farmhands, and coupons for Ben & Jerry's.
Girl: Is 50 Shades of Grey fiction or non-fiction?
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.
Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.
Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!
illiterature by Ned "Kingsley" Zissou September 26, 2012
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