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A military slang used in the Unites States Army that describes a team of soldiers, usually in a maintenance unit, who repair and inspect sensitive electronic equipment, including, but not limitted to, such things as missile guidance systems.
"That iffie shop is squared away! Now, I know how things work in an iffie, so I won't go down there, but you tell them that first sergeant is happy."
Iffie by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
Words you can keep
An unknown person at a party with questionable character.
Toshina: Hey, Beau Vice, what's up with that iffily girl in the corner?

Beau Vice: I don't know, but I just saw her take a drink without using her hands.
iffily by Helena Boys November 7, 2007
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adj.

German online slang for something that is insanely laborious and/or exhausting, sometimes also used in English.
Der Tag war heute einfach nur iffe. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ - Today was just so insanely exhausting.๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Bock auf drei Stunden Kreuzheben oder ist dir zu iffe? - Up for three hours of deadlifting or is that too much work for you?
iffe by ArnieSchmarnie April 6, 2023

(D)ifferent 

(adjective)
(D)ifferent is a word used to describe a situation where the media and/or public downplay, ignore, or react less harshly to some offence committed by a Democrat lawmaker or elected official than they did when the same offence was previously committed by a Republican. It can also be used in the inverse, describing an instance where someone ignores or doesn't react harshly to an action by a Democrat, but becomes irate or offended when that same action is later taken by a Republican. By extension, it can also be used in relation to groups that support or are supported by the Democratic Party, such as the BLM movement, the LGBT movement, and Antifa.

The term derives from the long diatribes that Democrats will often go into to explain how and why their side's actions were acceptable, and the other side's weren't. These diatribes can usually be, and sometimes are, boiled down to the phrase "it's different". The "d" is capitalized and surrounded by parentheses, emulating a capital "D" in a circle, which if colored blue is the Democratic Party logo.

The term is typically used in a sarcastic or mocking way by Republicans or non-Democrats to draw attention to the hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance that people display when judging or reporting on the actions of elected officials, thus showing their inability to remain impartial or apply morals equally, irrespective of who has committed the offence. It has been used on Reddit, 4chan, and other social media platforms.
Guy 1: "Why is it that when Obama did drone strikes Democrats were OK with it, but when Trump had Soleimani killed, its suddenly egregious?"
Guy 2: "It's (D)ifferent."

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Guy 1: "Are Democrats just not going to mention how they're still keeping kids in cages at the Southern border? They were all up in arms about it for the last four years."
Guy 2: "It's (D)ifferent now that Biden's in office."

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Guy 1: "So Republicans cause one riot at the Capitol Building and get labeled domestic terrorists, but BLM and Antifa can burn down buildings in multiple cities across the country for months, and the Dems will still back them up."
Guy 2: "It's (D)ifferent."
(D)ifferent by DeltaWhiskey141 August 13, 2021

Iftier Hoque 

A substance harder than diamond, and is used in many Mini Coopers, large Limo's, very big and juicey steakhouses and angus's, also a common tool used by greasy mechanics.
And may be used in the manufacture of flotation devices and Big Badongo's
Guy 1 "Hey, did you hear about the Greasy Mechanic killer who drove his Mini Cooper into a Garage?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he could of only achieved it with the miracle of Iftier Hoque"
Guy 1 ":O"
Iftier Hoque by Spinazania June 19, 2011
Spanish for "Hell". Mkay?
ยกVaya al infierno!
(Go to hell!)
infierno by Andrew March 15, 2005

meme-ified 

To be turned into an internet meme through popularization and circulation, such as Stare Dad or Pedobear of the funnyjunk community.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you see the new Fuck Yea comic?

Guy 2: Yea dude, that shit has been hilarious ever since the first was meme-ified.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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