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iFriend, n. 1. One who is used solely for the applications on his or her iPhone.

Definition also applies to other Apple products, i.e., iPod, iTouch, iMac.
Person 1: Hey Jane, can I check my Facebook on your iPhone?
Person 2: Um, actually my name's Julie, but, sure...
Person 3 (to person 1): Do you actually hang out with that girl?
Person 1: No, she's just my iFriend.
iFriend by scarvenator March 21, 2009
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A person known to an individual only through the internet or other electronic linking devices or services.

(NOTE: NOT an apple product mean to keep one company when they feel especially lonely.)
OMG!!! TEH iFRIEND IS TEH BESTORZZZ!!!1!
iFriend by BernyPark April 13, 2004

I-friend 

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.
I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.
I-friend by flyingdog November 20, 2009

ifriendity 

Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.
While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.
ifriendity by von groovy August 18, 2017

itfriend 

A relationship with a gender-fluid or non-binary person.
They are girlfriend and itfriend.
itfriend by Sam.Maser.15 December 1, 2017
A person who is hopelessly addicted to their iphone. Similar to a crackhead or tweaker, but without the narcotics.
I went out with Christina last night, and she was on her iphone the whole fucking time....she couldn't put it down for more than 90 seconds. Fucking ifiend!
ifiend by MississippiDave July 21, 2010

infriendelity

When couple from a group who travels together good off on a trip by themselves and doesn't invite the other couple.
What? They planned a trip to Vegas without us?
That's some serious infriendelity!
infriendelity by XKRam October 8, 2020
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