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Professional Idler 

One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.

One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.

Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.
Professional Idler by Psylkr69 March 1, 2010
Related Words
Short-Speak for "I Don't Like That!"
"Dude, I just saw his balls! Aughhhhh, IDLT! IDLT!"
IDLT by hehohno May 19, 2007
-wanna go hiking?
-idlta
idlta by Bellend_stroker October 25, 2009
Stands for i dont make the rules
Jean: yo he so ugly tho
Susan: nah he fine as hell, idmtr
idmtr by Fat Shrimp May 24, 2021
one who does not speak on IRC
The boys and girls in #sniperz are idlers!
idler by anarchy May 6, 2003

To be busy with Idlerpg 

To idle; To stay quiet; To actively keep out of conversation. (See idling.)

Originates from the IRC game Idlerpg in which player's sole task is to idle as much as possible.
<MeBeHere> sorry for the delay on putting the on my bots... i was busy with idlerpg...