by anarchy May 6, 2003
A person who has no life and refuses to quit Halo 2 even after Microsoft has 'disconnected' original Xbox Live.
Person who got kicked from Live: "FyreWulff Rex your an idler, I can see the live stream with you doing nothing, pull the cord and go to sleep"
by Albuyno Ryeno April 17, 2010
One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.
One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.
Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.
Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.
by Psylkr69 March 2, 2010
A term in instant messenging clients and video games, particularly MMORPGs/-SGs, referring to the general duration a person is away from his/her computer or console while the program/game in question is active and logged on.
Player 1: God! She's always afk!
Player 2: Yep, always racking up them frequent idler miles.
Player 1: Lol, she's probably earned enough to redeem a cruise for everyone she's ever passed a glance at.
Player 2: Yep, always racking up them frequent idler miles.
Player 1: Lol, she's probably earned enough to redeem a cruise for everyone she's ever passed a glance at.
by General Val May 28, 2006