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'Idiot!' (including the exclamation mark) is a term used on men who:
a) suffer from ADD and have just committed an act resulting from this ADD
b) engage in acts of vanity/narcissism
c) purposefully pull off an idiotic act
d) failed at something, but in a humorous manner
e) just deserve to be called it
f) are forgetful
g) pull off a clumsy act
h) ask questions which have no real answer
i) engage in manly acts / change their psychological behaviour around other like minded 'idiots!'
j) make inappropriate comments
TD: I forgot my keys at home and there's no way I can get in now
M: Idiot!

B: I just missed my flight, I was too busy playing xbox at TD's and couldn't make it to the airport on time..
R: Idiot!

TD: Sorry I'm late. I was on my way but then saw my reflection on a window and had to stop for a few minutes.
R: Idiot!

TD (falling off his segway): Whooo!
Segway Instructor: Idiot!

(TD and FH are playing Street Fighter 4 on XBox)
FH: I can beat you with with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back
TD: I'm sorry but I didn't catch that, I was too busy being awesome.

M: Idiots!

TD: I wake up every morning and piss excellence
R: Idiot!
Idiot! by A4's TD January 1, 2010
Words you can keep
Anyone who belongs to and/or elects to join a village comprising of idiots
Do we really need an example? :p
idiot by Intel February 7, 2005
me
idiot by BYE BISH- January 3, 2021
you
idiot by bigmonkeman June 14, 2021
anyone who defines their own name on urban dictionary
The person who is looking at this definition.
Idiot by ccthz January 26, 2021
someone who tells the teacher they forgot to had out the homework
Person1: ey miss smith yu forgot the homework
Person 2: YOU IDIOT
idiot by abbyandgraceB) November 24, 2020
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