Hmm. I can't find any cultural events for us to attend tonight. I guess we'll just have to watch the idiot box.
by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
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A black, cubical, electronic "box". One side of this cube is however, bot black, but a clear "screen". When this electronic box is activated or "turned on", it flashes towards the "viewer" various images and sounds. These images and sounds are usually either fabricated in a "studio" or coming "live" from a very different place than the viewer is sitting on the couch and watching/hearing them.

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Damn, New Years Eve fucking sucked. I sat in my apartment all alone and watched the idiot box until passing out at 2AM.
by Forever Remain April 29, 2008
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A term developed by people who would have been horified if they'd known that the television would become relatively tame compared to all the other shitty electronic boxes developed since.
Joe, I'm tellin' ya, throw out that damned idiot box before the Missus and ya Chillun waste away before it. It'll be the end of the world it will.

Bloody hell they took it far enough with those damned idiot boxes, look at all these little toys they got out now for the kids, what's the world coming to eh?
by bluecheer=rockgods June 21, 2010
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The box on an envelope that shows where you are supposed to put the stamp.
Neil, Kevin, and David all use the idiot box when they send me a letter. Pssh! What idiots!
by Wheaties_007 October 25, 2008
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1) see i-box.
2) something that adults that act like children (under the ocean) play in and use their "imaginaaation".
1) Shut up you idiot box!
2) Let's go play in the idiot box!
by Kevin December 19, 2003
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one whom says somthing quite silly or one who is stupid all the time.
mainly used in front of small children in lue of profanities.
yo, idiot box.
by brian gross the bg bagocks March 01, 2003
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a game wherin on person sneaks up on another and traps them under a blanket, preferably keeping them there for prolonged periods of time while screaming "idiot box!"
charlie was giving me lip so i put his ass in the idiot box.
by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
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