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Language shaped and constrained by ideology to the point where only ideologically approved terms, phrases, and framings are considered legitimate. Ideospeak replaces descriptive language with ideological signaling; certain words become obligatory, others forbidden. It makes genuine debate difficult because speakers cannot step outside the approved vocabulary without being accused of ignorance or heresy. Ideospeak is common in highly polarized communities, both online and offline, where the very words you use mark you as an insider or an outsider.
Example: “Every post in the forum used the same slogans and jargon; any attempt to rephrase was met with ‘you’re not even speaking our language.’ That’s ideospeak.”
Ideospeak by Abzugal April 16, 2026
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idiotspeak 

(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves.
iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott
pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas
iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott
pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn
iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me
iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd
iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite
pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say
iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!
pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz

Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...
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idiotspeak 

That annoying language used by people who cannot type properly.
lykomgwee: lyk ur sooo kewl... i dno wut i wld do w/o u!
IntelligentEnglishSpeaker: ::blink:: Why do I attract blithering idiots?
idiotspeak by taintedmemoriesx July 13, 2004

idiotspeak 

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!
idiotspeak by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

idiotspeak 

What he said.

Possibly derived from "newspeak", a fictional (thank God) language of George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak specializes in the deletion of "unnecessary" words, making it a language for idiots.
Shut your idiotspeak and talk in English.
idiotspeak by miso December 5, 2003

idiotspeak 

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.
Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle
ur
shorty
bizatch
holidae inn
right thurr (?)
nizzle
anything with -izzle on the end
dimebag
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
whoady
finna
fin to
we be
I is
you is
idiotspeak by Shawn B. November 28, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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