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Alaskan Icicle 

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."

Mouth icicle 

When a man has given a blowjob and has cum dripping on the side od his mouth
Hey bro, you have a bit of a mouth icicle there
Mouth icicle by Vanrich September 9, 2016

Dirty Icicle 

When a male individual acquires an ice dildo and performs self-sodomy, then ejaculates on said ice dildo, before re-sodomizing.
Whomst put their dirty icicle back in the freezer.
Dirty Icicle by The Dirtyer Icicle February 17, 2018

Icicle Mentality

To be as cool as Ice; somewhat dicky, arrogant, and cocky. At the same time, a nice and fortitudinous personality. They don’t take shit from anyone. Fun hang out with. Attractive persona to girls.
Audrey: wow something about that Blake kid… I’m really into it.

Kaitlan: Its his icicle mentality.
Suzie was outside playing with an icicle.
Icicle by MynameisOptimusPrime November 21, 2010

Izzo Icicles 

Spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you've been masturbating at work.
Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.