The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant
hand and proceeds to jerk off in
sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps
even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to
help you out."
Guy one: "Hey, you goin'
moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have
14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."