Iaden 

Anyone named Iaden will be the most handsome guy you will ever meet, will be the most loyal boyfriend, and will be the most important person to enter your life. Iaden has a loving personality, kind heart, and a caring heart for everyone. Especially his family, friends, and girlfriend. When you meet and Iaden he will change your life to way better because of how amazing he is in everything. Anyone who is his girlfriend is so lucky to be with him because he is so special. He even has sensational basketball form and handles. He could cross you over but would stop to help you back up and apologize. He has great taste in girls and will never let you down. Iaden will be the most important person in your life ever.

Girlfriend- DID YOU SEE IADEN WIN THAT GAME?!
Friend- OMG!!! he is so dreamy... I wish he was mine...
Girlfriend- TOO BAD BECAUSE HE IS MINE FOREVER!!

Friend- fine...

Iaden by Basketball23mj0 January 19, 2019

Identity Theft Enabler's Act 

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

Identity Theft Enabler's Act by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

identity porn

A fanfic motif (mainly associated with the superhero genre) where one or more characters, in a relationship, use secret identities or aliases. The character without a secret identity may be the one attempting to arrest the other or play the damsel in distress. Its also relevant for a superhero x villain ship, where neither the villain or the hero know that they're dating their worst enemy. Despite its name it doesn't always need a sexual component.

"That scene in Spiderman 2 with Peter and Osborne is so good! When Osborne takes off Peters mask; the identity porn kills me everytime."

identity porn by haunted typewriter February 13, 2022

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Neket Iadet

An Ancient Egyptian term (read in Hieroglyphs as 𓈖𓎡𓏏𓏴𓏛 𓇋𓄿𓂧𓏏𓏯𓅪𓏥) used in an insulting manner by characters in Assassin's Creed Origins, including Bayek of Siwa. The subtitles in AC Origins say that it means "piece of s**t;" however, it's actual meaning is "piece of misery." If you were to call someone a neket iadet in Ancient Egypt, you would likely get beaten up, or worse, never heard from again.

Bayek of Siwa: I have killed all of these neket iadet.

Neket Iadet by Flaminghorse August 10, 2018

Polish Identity Theft 

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.

Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft

Polish Identity Theft by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011