Introduce

To get two other people to meet.

Girl- You got a sister?
Guy- Yea, you want me to introduce the two of you?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

e-introduce

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email

She e-introduced me to the team

by Luizitto July 12, 2017

allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.

Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!

by Kenthar November 27, 2003

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

by WillieD May 28, 2006

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.

"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements

by tazwegion July 30, 2008