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In Knots 

The feeling you get when experiencing a strong emotion such as sadness, frustration or love. A sensation of there being a lump or 'knot' in your throat.
Jamie: OMFG. Michael proposed to me yesterday!
Caroline: Fo real? I can't even!
Jamie: I know! I was so choked up, my throat was literally In Knots!
In Knots by UrbanGh0st July 19, 2016
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knots in my pocket 

The possesion; or holding of a single gram of cocaine.

A very small amount of cocaine, wrapped up in a tight knot.
I got to get rid of these knots in my pocket

dick in a knot 

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".
John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

Balls In A Knot 

When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.
Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"
Balls In A Knot by ManOfCars June 14, 2009

Twat in a Knot 

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.
The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!
Twat in a Knot by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

panties in a knot 

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.
Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!
panties in a knot by Octopod November 7, 2003

Don't get your thong in a knot 

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.
Sit down don't get your thong in a knot
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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