IM Whore 

Similar to SMS whore but in regards to Instant Messaging service such as MSN or Yahoo messenger, IRC channels etc.

Someone with excessive compulsion for using Instant messaging for conversation. Usually registered with all kind of instant messaging services, and they are constanly logged in to those services and first to respond to anyone queries.

Joe lacks confidence speaking on the phone, so he hangs around chat rooms and IRC channels, what an IM whore.

IM Whore by Dee-Odus January 4, 2009

cuz im a whore 

The correct response to any question that contains the word 'why' in it.

Teacher: Why were you late for class

Student: Cuz im a whore.

cuz im a whore by orangej96 January 12, 2011

metaphorically i'm a whore 

Denial number four

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.

metaphorically i'm a whore by d.e.a.t.h. December 14, 2016

I'm good where I'm good 

When you don't want to switch into new opportunities.

Did they offered you a new job ?

Yes, but I'm good where I'm good.

I'm good where I'm good by cicciospam June 24, 2020

where the bros at I'm tryna bend

what you say before doing the thug shaker or turbulence

"Where the bros at I'm tryna bend"

"Dude my grandma's right there what the fuck"

where the bros at I'm tryna bend by dedeede June 3, 2023

that's where I'm a viking 

Used to describe some skill or ability that one excels in.

Originally coined by Ralph Wiggum of the Simpsons, saying "Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" While obviously meaning that he is a viking in his dream, it has been reinterpreted by nerds to mean that Ralph excels at sleep, and describes himself as a "viking" in that field.

Most often used by Dungeons and Dragons nerds to describe a particularly high stat.

"Roll for Reflex, you say? That's where I'm a viking!"

that's where I'm a viking by Mr. Whim June 27, 2009

that's where I'm a Viking 

Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.

The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.

I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.

that's where I'm a Viking by Angela Merkin November 29, 2020