IFUAS

( pronounced - "I-foo-as" ) Meaning - "I'm fucked up as shit" It's used when someone is too drunk, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated to answer in complete (or even partial sentences)

JAY. Didn't hear me ringing your doorbell?
JOHN IFUAS
or...
JAY: Man, you left the stove on. You could catch the house on fire.
JOHN: IFUAS

by Addlepated Aardvark February 13, 2023

iflash

the act by which a female or in some cases a male "flashes" their breasts or genitals via Apple's iChat.

"Yo bro what are you going to do tonight"
"I dont know maybe watch some entourage and hit up iflash"
" HAHA yeah these bitches are so dumb they never know whats coming"

by Matti boi February 24, 2009

iFlashboy

Famous YouTuber guy
Is very hot
Great Virgin sacrifice

I wanna fuck iFlashboy.

by Tigertaylor10 October 26, 2020

ifua

I Fucked Up Again , meaning i made another mistake

Jim: Why are being hanged?

Sadaam: IFUA

by Obefemi January 10, 2008

ifus

A beautiful girl with a sense of humor.shes kind,hot, funny and cute with a fake smile everywhere she walks.she acts like shes ok but really shes not.whatever you do dont let her go , case with out a Ifus your a nobody . IfUS will keep you happy ,joyful,and drity as hell.

Ifus your the best !

by Ifus May 4, 2018

iFlash

When you are having a conversation with someone and they suddenly decide it is a good idea to pull out their phone and show you photos or videos you did not ask to see.

Being made to look at someone's phone against your will.

My friend's girlfriend iFlashed us YouTube videos of fireworks all day at the BBQ.

My eyeballs were hijacked by my sister who was iFlashing me all night with pictures of her cat.

by Slowcrash August 31, 2013

IFASCO

Acronym for “I Feel A Shit Coming On”. Stating “IFASCO” in public is a polite way of alerting others that it is imminent you will need to excuse yourself to take a shit; While you may not need to immediately defecate, it is undeniable a shit is on it’s way.

IFASCO and I believe it will be a big one. I hope there is plenty of toilet paper and air freshener

by Weffy August 7, 2021