John: "Man IFU."
Friend: "How did you fuck up now?"
John: "I slept with Jasmine's younger sister Jessica."
Friend: "I am going to start planning your funeral."
Friend: "How did you fuck up now?"
John: "I slept with Jasmine's younger sister Jessica."
Friend: "I am going to start planning your funeral."
by anthony2113 July 17, 2016
Get the IFUmug. Acronym for I Fucked U - where instead of attending an actual university, like NYU or MIT, one attends a woman and has a child with her.
Graduate: Hey dude, are you a college graduate?
Undergraduate: No man, I attended IFU when I was 21.
Undergraduate: No man, I attended IFU when I was 21.
by piston December 14, 2008
Get the IFUmug. acronymn for i fuck up everything
by CJyahdig10 October 22, 2010
Get the ifuemug. by swaqyolo February 28, 2013
Get the ifumug. by holden boy October 24, 2007
Get the ifumug. by vetfashongirl July 8, 2009
Get the ifumug. A beautiful girl with a sense of humor.shes kind,hot, funny and cute with a fake smile everywhere she walks.she acts like shes ok but really shes not.whatever you do dont let her go , case with out a Ifus your a nobody . IfUS will keep you happy ,joyful,and drity as hell.
Ifus your the best !
by Ifus May 4, 2018
Get the ifusmug.