Definitions by Slowcrash

iFlash 

When you are having a conversation with someone and they suddenly decide it is a good idea to pull out their phone and show you photos or videos you did not ask to see.

Being made to look at someone's phone against your will.

My friend's girlfriend iFlashed us YouTube videos of fireworks all day at the BBQ.

My eyeballs were hijacked by my sister who was iFlashing me all night with pictures of her cat.

iFlash by Slowcrash August 31, 2013

Svokers

When smokers give up cigarettes for vaping with e-cigarettes, they can be described as svokers.

All these people with e-cigs are svoking inside the club or on airplanes these days. Svokers are gangsta!

Svokers by slowcrash May 30, 2013

spawnpaper

Term used to describe when someone uses a picture of their new baby as wallpaper on their computer/laptop.

Make sure you change out your spawnpaper before going to a client meeting where you are going to be presenting on your laptop.

spawnpaper by slowcrash February 16, 2013