ifasg 

ifasg=i fucking ass guess its a made up combo i made up lol

"rando 1:" *asks question for thirtieth time*

"rando 2:" omfg i don't fucking know leave me alone

"rando 1:" language

"rando 2:* sorry ifasg

ifasg by meepeeep<3 October 15, 2023

ilasgoc 

1: an abbreviation of "it's like a simple game of chess"
2: the name of the alternate pokemon universe where arceus smoked hella weed before creating the cosmos and everyone in the resulting existence are over the top caricatures of cultural stereotypes.

Steven screws Lance so strategically, ilasgoc

ilasgoc by s4br1n4 November 5, 2012

iFag 

An iFag is a homosexual Apple fan boy. This type of individual will defend their products, regardless or logical reason. You can often find them at any of the following stores: AT&T, Starbucks and any generic smoothie shoppe.

The original iFag is an individual that goes by the name of "freediver" in the channel #computers located on the EfNet IRCd.

The iFag at Starbucks would not shut up about the upcoming iPad.

iFag by troopa55 March 13, 2010

iFag 

1. Someone who thinks he is cool because he owns an Apple product, usually the iPhone or the iPod.

2. Someone who thinks he is cool because he bought a certain technology that very few people use, and thus, he feels like he is superior, although often it is because the technology is overpriced and/or useless.

That iFag attempted to update me on the weather at my workplace, although I work at a fucking weather station.

Jill can't stop talking about her new iPhone and its many features that I also have on my $50 phone. What an iFag.

iFag by Jill Bill December 28, 2007

iFag 

The use of the term 'iFag' refers to someone who is overtly obsessed with an Apple product they own, to the point they will believe anything Apple say right or wrong, dismiss any other tech brand as a viable option and are rather obnoxious human beings.

They are extremely stubborn and unpleasant to deal with and are known to suffer from a superiority complex.

Normal person: er bro that iPhone screen is made by Samsung.

iFag: No Samsung copied Apple, they invented rounded edges, swipe finger and stuff like that.

Normal person: You do realise how stupid you sound now don't you?

iFag: Samsucks makes rubbish technology.

Normal person: So you're now saying Samsung makes a rubbish screen in the iPad3 and iPhone parts are crap too?

iFag: No I'm saying Samsung is crap bro.

Normal person: I'm sorry but you're far too idiotic to carry on this conversation.

I hope you enjoy using your Apple toy with Samsung parts.

iFag: Huh?

Normal person: Goodbye dumbass.

iFag by WATTS March 18, 2013

iFaggery

A condition displayed by iFags, individuals who have become enamored by trendy, overpriced and untimately useless "Apple" products. The current symptoms of iFaggery are typically expressed as:

1. The operation of three (3) or more Apple products on one's person, at once.

2. A tendency to aggrandize common features that may be easily found on any other brand of computer, media device etc.

3. An uncontrollable urge to repeat, in verbatum, the exaggerated, and often fraudulent claims of Apple marketing entities.

John's obsession with his new iPhone had quickly deteriorated into a classic case of iFaggery.

iFaggery by AngryCanadian March 28, 2008

iFag 

A class of homosexual people who have an affinity for Apple's i-products (e.g. iPod, iMac, iPhoto, etc...)

As Gene looked over at the two Grizzly Adams-looking men sitting next to him on his JetBlue flight to New York, he realized that they were both flaming homosexuals and their preponderance of Apple gear definitely made them 'iFags.'

iFag by timmyotoole March 29, 2005