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I.F.F.
I.F.F. by Killlerkitten August 6, 2010
I.F.F.F.
Internal Female Functioning Failure - A breakdown in the reason and ration governing areas in the mind of a female, causing paranoia, delusions, and causing violent mood swings to either an agitated or despondent state.
Fiona Apple, Mariah Carey, Angelina Jolie. and every girl you ever broke up with all clearly have I.F.F.F.
I.F.F.F. by bigolhippy February 19, 2009
E.I.F.F.
is an acronym for 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.'
Known to be included in a circle of sexy ladies in order to pronounce their good looks.
Known to be included in a circle of sexy ladies in order to pronounce their good looks.
D.I.F.F.
A person who is willing to
Do.It.For.Free
A ho...skank..or just someone who'll lick their lips
while droppin it to the floor
Do.It.For.Free
A ho...skank..or just someone who'll lick their lips
while droppin it to the floor
Ashley: Hey invite her to your party
Jessica: Hell no..shes such a d.i.f.f., she'll probably
dance on the tables and take everyone back to her hotel..that ho
Jessica: Hell no..shes such a d.i.f.f., she'll probably
dance on the tables and take everyone back to her hotel..that ho
D.I.F.F. by D.I.F.F. Headquarters June 24, 2008
B.I.F.F.
B.I.F.F. by PimpDaddy LongNutz December 23, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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