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A union of workers, usually landscapers. They bond together in one common goal: to grieve as much as possible in order to do as little work as possible all while hornswaggling the tax payers for as much money as possible. Oh yeah, every once in a while they fight a fire.
Jarred is in the I.A.F.F.
I.A.F.F by laZfireman April 7, 2008
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I.T.A.F.F 

I.T.A.F.F:
Illegal Tags Are For Fags
This implies that all poeple that purposly do vandalising acts from a spray can or markers can be identified as Fags
"Hey Ethan what you doing on the weekend?"

"You know just taggin up a few spots ay"

"I.T.A.F.F"
I.T.A.F.F by THE SICKEST KUNT! December 12, 2012

Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P. 

The plan issued in season 5 episode 14 of the show "The Amazing World of Gumball" in order to adjust Richard's father into the outside by bringing him into an unexpected prison life. A.k.a. - Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison.
Nicole - "Right. Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison is a go... I just wish it had a catchier title." (Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.)

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
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Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!!
W.W.I.A.F.T.M by J-$crilla April 16, 2009

D.I.A.F. 

Die in a fire. Use this word to suggest ways of how a person should be killed. You may also change the letters to suggest other ways. Such as D.I.A.T. (Pronounced Die-at.) "Die in a tornado."
P1- "Wow. That guys an ass."
P2- "Yeah, he should just go D.I.A.F."
D.I.A.F. by Shebbeh. January 24, 2006
acronym for Finish Inside Fall Asleep
Its much better to F I F A than to pull out.
F I F A by A d a m October 31, 2007
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