I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

I do it! by authOOr September 6, 2006

I do it for the ratchets 

A ratchet who thinks she is not one herself but indeed is, she usually hashtags this on social media sites, she thinks she is pretty and she's pretty for the ratchets but really is a ratchet with the weave of a rats nest ( see also ratchet

Na'queefa: oooo gurl i #doitfodaratchets so I do it for the ratchets all dayyyyy
Tiffiny: *16 year olf white girl voice* you can't do it for the ratchets if you are a ratchet

I do it for the ratchets by Na'queefa123456789002030452384 November 21, 2013

I do it for allah 

A term used when someone looks like they would do a terrorisim realated act; A phrase used to annoy persian people

"Hey, do you see that muslim guy"
"Ya, watch this. I DO IT FOR ALLAH!!!"

I do it for allah by Chris Bosh June 19, 2007

Didn't I do it for you? 

Borzoi dog animation meme.

Didn't I do it for you? Didn't I do it for U? everything I do is for U, Kermie.

Didn't I do it for you? by NotGivingUMyInfoLol January 20, 2023

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

It isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up

You have never in your life said an intelligent thing and you likely never will.

Hym "So, it isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up. If you can get your cock sucked for nothing more than being fat, I can get paid for being intelligent. I don't give a fuck what we can both do I'm not doing a reality TV dating bullshit or whatever the fuck you want to call this. You have exacerbated this, like, significantly. Like, actually you did that. At least I'm giving credit where it's due."

A retard "He's obsessed with what I'm doing to him! Lock him up for being an obsessed person!"

It isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

I'd do it

A rather generic phrase used to show you're better than someone because you're braver or more stupid

Man-If you ever see a tornado, you should throw something in it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it

I'd do it by Themadbaron May 19, 2011