pedophile

A (normally male) adult that sexually abuses children. Also normally is a Catholic priest.

Man 1-Did you hear about that pedophile?
Friend-Yeah, Friar Tuck is creepy.

by Themadbaron April 24, 2011

Meth lab

A guaranteed source of income, which is good because you'll need it when the cops bang on your door

Police-Open up, it's the police!
Man-I can't, I'm working in my meth lab. Come back in an hour
Police-You did hear me say I'm the police, didn't you?

by Themadbaron May 19, 2011

Apple

C'mon, really? Do you honestly need a definition for this?

If you don't know what an apple is how are you using a computer?

by Themadbaron April 03, 2011

I'd do it

A rather generic phrase used to show you're better than someone because you're braver or more stupid

Man-If you ever see a tornado, you should throw something in it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it

by Themadbaron May 19, 2011

Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.

On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.

by Themadbaron May 14, 2011

Steven Tyler

The lead singer to Aerosmith, one of the better singers of all time. Also by far one of the ugliest and scariest men of all time.

Steven Tyler is an awesome singer. Too bad he's so creepy looking.

by Themadbaron March 12, 2011

treason

When you betray your best friend by screwing his sister

Me and James were best friends till I saw his little sister and committed treason.

by Themadbaron March 08, 2011