i ching

"ee-ching"

An ancient Chinese oracle, it's now commonly used by Westerners for enlightenment.

The concept centers around the opposites and inevitability of change.

"Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it."

- Collateral

by KRHimself September 4, 2005

I ching

To make an excessive amount of money. As in cha-ching(adjective)

Mo money Mo *itches, It's ait, I ching.

by cy the man January 17, 2008

ching chong hanji bing bong i cant see

racist/slur to ethnic chinese people.

person1: Hey! Ching Chong!
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-

oof

by ayosussybaka69420 December 6, 2022

I Changed the Garbage

A little jingle sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff" that I made up back in 2006 or 2007.

♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫

by Telephony September 4, 2015

I_changemyname_alot

I_changemyname_a lot is a trans teen called "Eric Campbell", his age is unknown. He posts a lot about bands like Kiss, AC/DC and Mötley Crüe. He’s also known for his shocking chats on Chai and C.ai

“Did you see I_changemyname_alot’s new post?”

by Random anonymous guy June 11, 2024

I can change him

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.

"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"

by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023

I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021