Kittyferns's definitions

Trans takeover

when people under the transgender umbrella, which is anyone that doesn't identify with there gender assigned at birth (including demigenders, and paragenders) follow eachother on Tiktok to have more friends!

Trans person: You're under the trans umbrella too?
Agender person: Yeah!! :D
Trans person: That's so cool want to be friends! It's trans takeover afterall
Agender person: Yeah!!
Non-Binary person: I'll follow you guys too you seem cool :)

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

pride month

rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)

Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back!
Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse?
Lesbian: No
Straight: Why don't straights get a month!!
Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles
Straights: well why don't the military get a month!
Someone in the Military: We do get a month
Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive!
Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours!
North Face: We got a drag queen!
Gays: Yeah!
Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again!
Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella!
Agenders: yeah!
Non-Binarys: Yeah!
Demigenders: yeah!
Genderfluids: Yeah!
Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :(

Other Lesbian: Same!!
This is chaos.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

fidget kids

these kids that take sensory tools used for people with sensory issues and use them as toys to trade and play with, they then left a bad reputation on anyone who uses fidgets for sensory issues, mostly 7 year olds

fidget kid: Is that a fidget
Person who needs fidgets: Yeah, why?
Fidget kid: Can we trade? I have this ultra rare mega pop tube
Person who needs fidgets: no
Fidget kid: Why not, I'm over!!
Person who needs fidgets: Because it's mine
Fidget kid: Can I atleast play with it?
Person who needs fidgets: No, I need it!
Other person: Omg are you playing with a fidget?
Person who needs fidgets: Can you leave me alone about it?
Other person: That's so cringe! You must be one of those fidget kids

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

solitaire

a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular

Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023