Kittyferns's definitions

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

Sudoku

If you play this game you are either really cool or really old no in between.

Person 1: what are you doing?
Person 2: playing sudoku.
Person 1: oh cool
Old person: I like playing sudoku too!

by Kittyferns June 3, 2023

pride month

rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)

Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back!
Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse?
Lesbian: No
Straight: Why don't straights get a month!!
Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles
Straights: well why don't the military get a month!
Someone in the Military: We do get a month
Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive!
Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours!
North Face: We got a drag queen!
Gays: Yeah!
Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again!
Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella!
Agenders: yeah!
Non-Binarys: Yeah!
Demigenders: yeah!
Genderfluids: Yeah!
Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :(

Other Lesbian: Same!!
This is chaos.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

deadname

When a trans person changes their name, their previous name is their deadname now. If you aren't trans and you change your name, your previous name is not a deadname. If you are under the trans umbrella you can have a deadname

Trans person: I changed my name
Ally: Okay!
Trans person: Please don't call me by my deadname anymore it makes me uncomfortable.
Ally: I'll try my best!

by Kittyferns June 5, 2023

3am

either the definition of "I get no sleep" or the prompt for some creepy youtube video you probably watched when you were a kid, or not, I don't know.

man: I stayed up till 3am, I got like no sleep
youtuber for kids: ooo scary what happened?
man: I was tired
youtuber: I will publish a video on this now for the kids

by Kittyferns September 23, 2023