i can 

I want you in my life

There is no way i can let you go

i can by Krkič July 7, 2020

I can see through your eyes 

A quiet expression of intimacy, shared when one can see through the eyes of another. Synchronicity of vision, across miles, between two people who have never met.

"I can see through your eyes", he said silently. So far away, she could hear him.

I can see through your eyes by Monkey's Dad June 16, 2022

i can dig elvis

The best and worst words you can say to a Destiel shipper.

Normal person: I can dig Elvis.

Destiel shipper: *muffled* I can't help falling in love with you.

i can dig elvis by Destielover May 1, 2018

I can't breatheeee!!! 

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

I can't breatheeee!!! by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

i can’t bangs with you 

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

i can’t bangs with you by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

i can explain 

a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.

A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."

i can explain by JT the man January 11, 2008

I can fix her/him/them

This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!

The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:

*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.

Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.

Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.

1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.

I can fix her/him/them by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022