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Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.
I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..
by Tumblahblogger November 19, 2012
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.
"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"
by Nethalas August 27, 2014
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Yes thoes three words are a sentence a full sentence, well only on tumblr. But is often used when something is either too funny, scary, cute, to have a good reaction too.
girl: "it was so awkward"
girl2: "OMFG AHAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN"
by tooyoung July 03, 2010
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An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".
Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!
by The Jon Harrison March 22, 2014
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When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.
"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."
by Steve5214 June 25, 2016
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This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .
Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
by the pretty one June 19, 2014
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