i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

i sharted by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022

shit mate i just sharted 

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

shit mate i just sharted by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

i just sharted

The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"

Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"

i just sharted by derpduck February 16, 2015

so anyway i started blasting 

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).

no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"

so anyway i started blasting by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021

I accidentally started a revolution 

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot

Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*

I accidentally started a revolution by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

I just started

Overused, cliche excuse used by machine-hogging selfish gymgoers whenever asked how many more repititions/sets they have left. Usually used when they already completed a number of said repititions/sets. Totally not writing this based on real events.

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *on leg press machine, airpods in ears at full blast*
Guy 1: Yo!
Guy 2: *takes off airpods* huuuuuh!?
Guy 1: How many more sets do you have left?
Guy 2: I just started, braaaah.
Guy 1: I just... Y-you did 4 sets alre-
Guy 2: *interrupts* I just started, braaaah.

I just started by metogood2 August 7, 2026

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly 

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023